Continuing Education Classes for Men

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THE ADULT LEARNING CENTRE

 

 

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY 
by Friday, November 12, 2010

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM 

 

 

 

 

Class 1

How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays–Step by Step, with Slide Presentation Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

 Class 2

The Toilet Paper Roll–Does It Change Itself? – Round Table Discussion –  Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.


Class 3  

Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?–Group PracticeMeets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.


Class 4

Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor–Pictures and Explanatory Graphics Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5

Dinner Dishes–Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video-
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

 Class 6

Loss Of Identity–Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7

Learning How To Find Things–Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming – Open Forum – Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8


Health Watch–Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health – Graphics and Audio Tapes –
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

 Class 9

Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost–Real Life Testimonials – Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined

Class 10

Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?Driving Simulations.  4 weeks, Saturday’s noon, 2 hours.


Class 11

Learning to Live–Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
On-line Classes and role-playing
 – Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12  

How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion Relaxant ion Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques – Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 13

How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy–Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You’re Going To Be Late–   Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered – Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

 Class 14

The Stove/Oven–What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration –  
 Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.


Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors…

So people if you had to pick n choose a class or a set of classes for your guy which one would it be?

 Life Saving Note:

Dearest (never-to-be-if-you-read-this) MIL,

 Your son is perfect. This one is just for my husband! 😛

 Love

(never-to-be-now-that-you-read-this) DIL

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Note: The above is not my creation (except of course the note at the end!) – it is an old forward which cracked me up freshly yet again today. More so as I recalled Nu’s post and my take on it!

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